You might think, why write an article about stuff that no one understands? I think the answer might be that I simply hope that someone might be able to explain some of them to me. But who knows. One could at least hope. But here they are, 10 things that truly may never make sense.
- Why it’s ok for celebrities to wear really weird clothes that no one else could wear in the real world: I feel if they are having to blur out parts of your outfit for it to be appropriate to show in a magazine, you probably shouldn’t wear it. No one else wears sheer clothes without a bra- but it’s ok for the Kim K to wear it to her mom’s birthday party? My mom would lock me in a high tower. I am talking some Rapunzel level stuff here.
- What the lyrics are in Come On Eileen: You can get like every fifth word and the chorus… maybe? What do they mean at all? No clue.
- Why someone would pick a fight: You know those people. They pick the path of most resistance. The world is spinning way too fast to try to make things harder than they need to be. Let’s all just be friends.
- Why we learn cursive in elementary school: I only use it for my signature and the part of the SAT where you have to copy the honesty statement in cursive and even still it’s more of just my name in print but connected. I don’t honestly like the way the “r” looks in cursive- I have no interest.
- Where the people that take up all of the library on Sunday’s are all week: It’s just never this crowded. Where have you been?
- The Whip and Nae Nae: Honestly just not a cool looking dance. I do it all the time. I know it doesn’t look cool but I just really can’t stop. That’s kind of scary.
- Why people assume that others are going to stink: We all know people that assume humanity is just bad. They aren’t. I had such an eye opening weekend and realized that the world is good. People are good. Things go wrong, on large and small scales. But from what I saw, I was pleasantly reminded that people want to do good and be good. World, thank you for reminding me that strangers and friends are kind.
- Why there has to be a difference between cute dancing and just dancing: Guys, my natural moves rock. Let’s be real. I really only like just dancing. None of the cute nonsense. Learn to love it.
- The Braille on the drive up ATM: Simply what.
- How I lucked out with such great friends and family: I know that’s cheesy, but really? I am so so lucky. It’s all about perspective- I have a great school and great friends and a great family. I am so thankful that I somehow lucked out.
They might not make sense really- Like I said, the world is spinning pretty fast these days, and honestly who has time to think about that?
