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10 Things People From New Jersey Are Sick Of Hearing

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10 Things People From New Jersey Are Sick Of Hearing

I think I speak for every New Jersey resident at Purdue when I say there are a couple of things we are sick and tired of hearing when asked where we are from. Some of it was funny, at first, and then it became clear that New Jersey is completely over-stereotyped. Here are just 10 questions that can really grind a New Jersey resident's gears.


1.“Oh, you’re from New Joisey?” Please, open up a dictionary and see that there is no "i" in Jersey.

2. Your accent is funny. Yeah, well your face is funny.

3. So you know Snooki and JWoww? It would probably be best if you just walked away.

4. Why are you so pale? Maybe because it is January and we have not had time to schedule sunbathing into our day.

5. Do you know how to pump your own gas? No, we don’t and, yeah, that’s pretty embarrassing. But at least our cars are probably at home, which makes them too far for us to worry about.

6. What the heck is pork roll? The greatest thing to ever be created since sliced bread. Look it up.

7. You curse a lot, does everyone in Jersey swear that much? Yeah, we do, we’re colorful people all right.

8. So you live in New York? They are two different states. Please buy a map.

9. So, are you Italian? No, and if you are really asking that because you have watched the Jersey Shore, we'll lose it.

10.You know how to fist pump? Yeah, how about I demonstrate on your face?


So it would be in your best interest thinking twice before you ask anyone from Jersey any of these questions. No one wants to get fist pumped in the face. 

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