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10 Things Pale People Think In Hot Weather

7. "Will this burn turn into a tan?"

Apr 18, 2017

University Of Mary Washington

10 Things Pale People Think In Hot Weather

1. "I look like the ghost version of that bronze goddess over there."

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2. "People probably think I look like a vampire right now."

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3. "Will the copious amounts of sunblock make me look even PALER?

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4. "Oh shit, I forgot my sunblock."

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5. "Please don't let me burn. Please don't let me burn."

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6. "Can people tell that my skin is literally burning off?"

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7. "Will this burn turn into a tan?"

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8. "Will I ever be tan?"

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9. "Can people even SEE me? Or do I just blend in with the sun?"

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10. "I'm fine with people throwing shade at me, because then I can just stand in it and not burn :)"

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7. "Will this burn turn into a tan?"

1. "I look like the ghost version of that bronze goddess over there."

2. "People probably think I look like a vampire right now."

3. "Will the copious amounts of sunblock make me look even PALER?

4. "Oh shit, I forgot my sunblock."

5. "Please don't let me burn. Please don't let me burn."

6. "Can people tell that my skin is literally burning off?"

7. "Will this burn turn into a tan?"

8. "Will I ever be tan?"

9. "Can people even SEE me? Or do I just blend in with the sun?"

10. "I'm fine with people throwing shade at me, because then I can just stand in it and not burn :)"

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