1. Always Grab Extra Napkins
Even if you don't think you'll need them, you will. Trust me.
2. Keep Some Cash on You at All Times
A debit card is great, sure, but cold hard cash is better.
3. Add Milk to Scambled Eggs and Mac and Cheese
Life advice: it's just better that way.
4. Put the Date on EVERYTHING
Cards, art, pictures... You think you'll remember, but you really won't.
5. You Can Lower Almost Any Price
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Or at least get some free stuff thrown in. I swear my dad is a miracle worker.
6. Actual Printed Photographs are Super Important ![]()
Say "cheese"!
7. All the Weird Phrases
Kady bar the door, it's cookie time, I've got to see a man about a dog, honkin' on. There are so many phrases my parents say that apparently aren't average speech.
8. Write Down Passwords, Always
I still haven't quite gotten the hang of this one.
9. Technology Never Works how it's Supposed to
Ever.
10. Ask for a To-go Box
I paid for it, I'm gonna eat it.
Old Folks. Parents. Mom and Dad. The people I spawned from.
This is a post to appreciate you.































