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10 Things Messy Eaters Know To Be True

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If you are a messy eater you can relate to every single one of these. Lets just take a moment for all the clothes we have ruined because of food stains.

1. You find crumbs everywhere

There are crumbs literally anywhere and everywhere. You find so many crumbs you actually begin to wonder if any food went into your mouth.

2. You stock up on napkins

You don't leave a restaurant without using half of the napkins at the table and you have a space dedicated only for napkins at your house.

3. White clothes are never an option

If you wear white any time food is involved there is an 100 percent chance that something will get spilled on them and stain it.

4. After every meal you have to ask someone if there is food on your face

Not only do you ask about your face, but also in your hair, on your clothes, in your teeth and anywhere else that is visible.

5. First dates can't include food

This is just asking for disaster. No matter how careful you are while eating, or how non messy the meal is, some of it will still end up on your clothes

6. Your friends are always telling you that you have food on you somewhere

Shout out to having great friends because there have been multiple times that without them i would have left some lettuce in my hair.

7. Your mom is a messy eater too

I can feel myself turning into my mom and grandma anytime i say "aw man" because i spilled on myself.

8. You have to mentally prepare to have something spilled on you every meal

It doesn't matter if you use your fingers or silverware, there will still be food on you by the end of the meal

9. You've become a pro at getting food stains out

If you didn't learn how to get those stains out you'd have zero clothes with no stains.

10. If you eat chips and salsa you will get a stain

Even though chips and salsa are so worth it :-

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