I'm guessing you love Marvel if you are reading this.
But just to be sure... DC SUCKS!*
Another one bites the dustGiphy
Is no longer just a song.
Having a very strong opinion on one movieGiphy
You either LOVE one movie or HATE one movie. Sorry, "Doctor Strange."
Having an opinion on the ChrisesGiphy
Everyone has their order of Chrises (Evans, Pratt, Hemsworth)
Having a specific order to watch all the films
Because there's a right way and a wrong way and it's not the release order.
Thinking you remember all the moviesGiphy
But always forgetting the "Incredible Hulk" movie. "Thor Ragnorak" was the closest we'll get to a Planet Hulk movie (which was better than the actual Hulk movie).
Easily picking sidesGiphy
EVEN thought we can LOVE both Iron Man and Captain America.
Being behind on all the TV showsGiphy
THERE'S JUST SO MANYYYY
You live for all the press around the moviesGiphy
Even though no one can talk about ANYTHING... Although Tom Holland and Mark Ruffalo LOVE to accidentally spoil things.
Staying till the end of the filmGiphy
And silently judging everyone who leaves.
Not being able to pick a favoriteGiphy
It's like picking a favorite child. We kind of have one.
(*JK... I love Batman and Wonder Woman. BUT MARVEL IS BETTER.)