It gets around this time every year where everyone gets in the jolly good mood putting up their Christmas trees and making their cookies and I can't help but get annoyed. But you annoy me the most. You make me feel alot of different emotions and I hope this summarizes it up.
1. Watch grass grow
Because like waiting for you it is quite pointless, and painful.
2. Talk to a stranger
Because they are more trustworthy than you ever could be.
3. Read a book with no words
4. Talk to a brick wall
5. Take more math classes
Not because I want to but at least it's better than you.
6. Eat a hot pepper
You know when you go to a restaurant you order and they leave those yellow peppers on the side of you plate nobody eats? I was basically that pepper to you, you left me there. And those peppers are f*cking disgusting and that's how I feel about you.
7. Change a baby's diaper
Because not only is the babies bottom sh*tty, you are :)
8. Eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.... without any milk
9. Just about anything but listen to you
10. Wait for pigs to fly
Because anything is possible, but me giving a sh*t about you isn't one of them.
