If you ever had a day full of third-wheeling, then here's some things that might have happened to you.
1. There's never enough room on the sidewalk for all three people.
Every third-wheeler should be in front of the pack, just like you're leading an army to battle. Being behind while walking on the sidewalk is just sad.
2. As a third wheel, your job is to take pictures.
You're like a photographer for the day, taking pictures of the couple in front of random objects.
3. When you're third wheeling and they start arguing.
You literally get so fluster and sweaty while the couple is bickering. You have no idea what to do, should you leave? Should you stay? So many questions race through your mind.
The worst part is when they ask who's the right one in the argument. Run.
4. When you're third-wheeling and they start making out.
What do you do? Just pretend you don't see them? Leave the room? Find a new and single friend? There's just no words to describe the awkwardness.
5. You'll hear, "Don't worry you're not going to be the third-wheel," at least 100 times, but you always end up being the third-wheel.
Your friend will convince you to come with them and swears that you will not be the third wheel. Approximately 30 seconds into hanging out with the couple, the wheels start turning and the third-wheel is officially comes into motion.
6. You realize that the only thing that gets you through being a third-wheel is alcohol.
You're not a third-wheel anymore, vodka is your date now.
7. You keep having high hopes that you'll eventually reach a Harry-Ron-Hermione friendship, but it never seems to work out that way.
Being a third-wheel is like wearing that invisibility cloak.
8. Sometimes you wish you stayed home and been a unicycle for the night.
Unicycles are fun.
9. During the third-wheel date, you think to yourself, "I can't believe I thought this wouldn't be this weird."
It became very weird, very quickly.
10. In the end, you are happy for them, but you secretly hope they won't invite you to anymore places.
Deep down you're extremely happy for their happiness, but you're tired of looking down at your phone during awkward third wheeling moments. Maybe skipping a few dates isn't such a bad thing.
