Some things can only be said to your BFFs.
1. "DUDE"
It's like were bros but it's better because we're gal pals. The "DUDE" is usually followed up by some OMG realization. Maybe we sound like 14-year-old boys and maybe that's why we probably avoid saying it to a guy of interest, but when your BFF and you are in an intense conversation, "DUDE," is what really covers it.
2. "Do our signs match??"
Yes, you've already checked to see if your Gemini boyfriend is fate for your Scorpio self, but the real question of fate, is if your Cancer BFF and you are compatible. Turns out you are. We Gucci.
3. "I just farted"
Sorry, not sorry. We might hide it from our boyfriends and pretend like the action doesn't even exist, but your BFF knows you better than that.
4. "Can you follow her for me?"
When some random keeps liking bae's pic but you don't want to seem bothered or creepy, you ask your BFF to monitor things. Plus if your BFF adds her on social media then you can just creep by association.
5. "Actually I really wanna eat here tonight."
Yes, we know as girls we can be indecisive creatures but when it comes to your best friend forever, you can straight up say, "Listen. I've been craving WingStop for 3 weeks and I know you like their fries and carrots. Lets. Go. There." Boys, you'll still get the "Idk, what do you want??" response out of us. We're creatures of habit.
5. "Do I have anything in my teeth?"
Even if we all carried mirrors with ourselves, we'd still ask to be sure. Can't have any raspberry seeds or black pepper stick around when your boyfriend is coming to pick you up.
6. "I have to poop"
Yup. Similar to number 3, we don't talk about this with our Bae's but our besties get all the talk.
Did you just poop? Yep. It was great, that tea cleanse is killing me.
7. "Did you start yet?"
Checking to make sure no one here is preggers. Your BFF knows you're late and your last hook up was questionable. Someone's gotta have your back or be ready to plan a baby shower. #truth
9. "Is this too much boob?"
Or "How does my butt look?" When we ask our BFF this, we want honest answers and as a BFF, the answers are usually, "Helllll no!" and "EFFING AWESOME." Your BFF tells you to flaunt it. You do. Your BF might not know how to respond to such questions but your BFF knows just what to say.
10."Can you see any boogers?"
I don't know, maybe this one is just me and my best friends, but we check everything to make sure each other is cool. Boogers included.
