I have a lot of amazing guy friends in my life. They're all wonderfully different, but they all seem to share certain qualities. Some of these qualities are characteristics that cause them to do stupid things. These idiotic acts are mostly things that a majority of girls, including myself, have no idea what the purpose is. Some are mere "guy stuff" girls just straight up don't understand. With that being said, I made a list of 10 things girls don’t understand about guys.
1. Why is shopping a bore?
I love shopping. I'm extremely girly. But, guys think its just the worst thing ever. I've gone shopping with my dad, cousins and ex-boyfriends and they act like its some painful chore. They're always sitting down outside the store and groaning while you enter a new store. Man up! This isn't that bad!
2. Their obsession with boobs.
They're a major pain. Everyone including your mother, grandmother, sisters, aunts, cousins, teachers, doctors and friends have them, what's the big deal? Its just a bunch of unnecessary skin that gets in the way.
3. They say they'll call and they don’t.
Why lie? If you're not interested, tell us. If you don’t want to call us back, tell us. Just be straight up, trust me when I say we can handle it. Stop leaving us confused.
4. Punching things while intoxicated.
Why? Will someone please tell me why guys think its okay to punch holes in walls while they're drunk? I can honestly say I've never seen that done by a woman.
5. When they insist on going for a girl that has a boyfriend.
Nope. Have some respect, please. This is not a good idea and we are going to have to help you out of this situation because sometimes you don't have a brain.
6. The awkwardness when periods are mentioned.
You obviously know what's going on. You know what happens. You know every girl alive gets them. Quit freaking out about it.
7. Asking how long to microwave something.
Do you think I know? I know just as much as you. Figure it out, read the directions, if there's no directions, take a guess!
8. Obsessing over every sport, rather they even like it or not.
Last week, I heard you say you hate basketball. Why do you now want to watch the game? I don’t get it.
9. When a girl says "I'm fine" and the guy believes it.
Have guys really not figured this one out yet? Obviously they are not fine!
10. Why can't you put the toilet seat up?
How hard is it? We put it back down after you use it, could you for once return the favor?
