Life was hard until "Friends" came along.
10. It's not Smelly Cat's fault.
What are they feeding you? Phoebe's ballad opens our eyes to the truth behind the friendly neighborhood smelly cat. We are all now educated on the fact that they won't take him to the vet, he's obviously not the favorite pet, and he's no friend to those with noses. Clearly, his owners are at fault here.
9. Don't count "mississippily" in a tanning booth.
How do you count to five? Beware of the tanning booths, if you count "mississippily," you'll end up being an eight on the front...and 0 on the back. Look at the plus side, you could do your own rendition of "ebony and ivory!"
8. Your whole head can fit inside of a turkey.
If you feel like pranking your friends on Thanksgiving, be sure to remember you can fit your whole head in there. You will lose all sense of sound direction, but at least you'll scare Chandler.
7. The "hug and roll" technique
Is it just too hot cuddling with your partner in bed? Simply use your body and sway to their side of the bed, as they smoothly sink into their side of the bed, release your arm from underneath them and now, have a great night's sleep. You're welcome.
6. Everybody has a lobster
It is a fact of life that lobster's can fall in love and when they do they mate with that one lobster for life. You have a lobster out there. Don't spend your life looking for your lobster. When it's the right time, your lobster will find you. What a beautiful fairy tale.
5. Everyone has an identical hand twin.
Someone somewhere in the world has the same hand as you! You could be making millions, what are you doing dealing blackjack at Ceasar's Palace? You know Oprah's going to want to talk to you.
4. Never bet your apartment in a game of "Who knows who?"
You may think you know everything about your friends, but at least make sure you know what they do for a living. In the case that Rachel answers before you with "transbondster," bye, bye pretty apartment, and hello smelly boy's apartment.
3. If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.
There was this special on the Discovery channel, they said there's ammonia in pee that lessens the pain of a jellyfish sting. Since you can't get a great angle, you know your best friends will save the day. If they needed you to pee on them, you would, wouldn't you?
2. Never use 'we were on a break' as an excuse.
It won't work, it will never work. Just don't do it.
1. There are seven basic erogenous zones
You start with a 1. A 2. A 1-2. A 1-2-3. A 3. A 5. A 4. A 3-2, 2. A 2-4-6. 2-4-6. 4, 2, 2. 4-7. 5-7. 6-7. 7. 7. 7. 7!
All-in-all, once you complete the 10 seasons of "Friends," you will feel ready to take on the adult world. Especially with your own friends by your side.
