Channing Tatum may be famous, but he is still a human being who lives in 2016. This means that there are things he probably does that most other people also do. While I cannot verify a single one of these activities, I can say with some confidence that he does all of these things.

1. Sleep.

I can't officially say this on the record, but I am pretty confident that every person needs to sleep at some point to stay alive. I'm also pretty sure Channing Tatum is still alive. By this syllogism, Channing Tatum sleeps sometimes.

2. Walk.

I'd imagine that Channing Tatum walks sometimes. I'm guessing he walks sometimes in his house. Even if he tries his hardest to walk as little as possible, he probably walks a little bit at least.

3. Eats.

I'm also pretty sure that everyone needs to eat sometimes to stay alive. There are stories of monks who eat no food and stay alive, but all of those have been debunked as phony. I'm also pretty sure Channing Tatum isn't one of those people.

4. Brushes his teeth.

Realistically, he brushes his teeth. How else would he get those pearly whites?

5. Breathes.

This one, I know for sure! You gotta breathe to stay alive. This is something you should always remember.

6. Talks.

I can say from having seen some of his movies, that man definitely talks. Absolutely confirmed.

7. Laughs.

The proof is in this here GIF.

8. Taxes

He's not in jail for tax evasion. He makes money. He does his taxes. Simple.

9. Casts Norse hexes on the local Jimmy John's delivery guy.

I mean, like who doesn't these days? I know we all have, for better or for worse

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