We all have that one person that we've dated on and off for years and that we feel we know everything about. For me that person happens to aspire to be the President of the United States one day. If you're in the same boat as me, if you've fallen in love with a future politician, here are 10 things you should know.
10. He is always right.
This doesn't mean that he is actually always right. It means that you're better off saying "Yes, dear" when he starts thinking that 2+2=5 because you're going to have much more important battles to fight over.
9. He takes longer to get ready than you do.
Even if he isn't in a frat, he looks acts like he should be.
8. There is a large possibility that he loves America more than he loves you.
Never fear, this isn't a bad thing at all. See he's loved Her since the day he was born so she's always going to be the real First Lady.
7. He's not afraid of hard work.
I mean, its not easy to run one of the most powerful nations in the world.
6. He's an excellent liar.
After all, he does want to be President.
5. He probably wants 5 daughters.
There's no point in having son's when you don't have time to coach their football team.
4. His career will always be more important than yours.
Don't get me wrong, he doesn't think this at all. Its just a fact. Pretty soon you'll be standing by his side while he makes speeches and kisses babies. After all, Tammy said it best when she said, "Stand by your man." And this is what you signed up for.
3. Even if you're Bama born and bred and he's the biggest Georgia boy around, you'll probably move to Texas and make that your home.
You have to love the state he's representing just as much as he does, and that'll never happen when you can't stop reliving the 2012 SEC Championship game. #RollTide
2. He knows exactly how to make you feel like the most important person in the entire world.
Because to him, that's exactly what you are.
1. Texas really is forever.
When you fall in love with a future politician, you're making his dreams your own and promising to do everything in your power to get him that seat. You're also planning a future that isn't going to be easy, so just like Eric and Tami Taylor, you've got to remember that nothing is as important as holding on to your dreams and to each other.
