1. The fake laugh.
“Hahaha, you’re right, if it doesn’t scan it should be free. That’s a good one, Susan!”
2. "I'm gonna call corporate."
Cool. Let them know I haven't gotten my lunch break yet.
3. "I'll take my business elsewhere!"
Toodles.
4. When you don't have enough backup cashiers.
Which manager made the schedule for this week? Give me a name. I just wanna talk.
5. When a customer actually asks how YOU'RE doing.
I'm a wreck, but thanks for asking.
6. Putting a crappy coworker in check.
You'll go to break when I say you can go to break, Tif.
7. When your favorite coworker comes in.
We can suffer together!
8. When the manager asks if you can stay later.
Who? Me? What? Bye.
9. Mocking a rude customer after they leave.
10. Holidays/tax-free weekend.
I've yet to recover from Christmas 2015.
Bonus life hack: The probability of you getting what you want goes up significantly if you're nice to your cashier. It's science. Trust me.