Standing at a solid 5'10", most people would consider me tall. While I am well aware that there are Amazonian-like women who are taller than I am, I still fall prey to many struggles that only my tall counterparts can understand. Once I sat down and thought about some of the ridiculous questions and comments I've received as a result of my height, I decided to chronicle some of them.
1. "Isn't it weird that your date is shorter than you are?"
2. "It must be so easy for you to go shopping -- I bet everything fits you perfectly because you're so tall!"
Uhh, no. In fact, shopping is impossible because jeans are always too short or too loose, and please don't even get me started on trying to find a jumpsuit that fits.
3. "Hahaha, do you know how awkward you look dancing?"
4. At a party: "Hey, can you see if you can find Jenna? I'm too short."
You're welcome.
5. "I can't take pictures with you."
What, so now I can't have any cute pictures on my Facebook timeline? It's not my fault!
6. “Why do you wear heels when you're already so tall?"
Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I'm not entitled to the enjoyment of well-made shoes!
7. “You know, if you were just a little bit thinner, or maybe if you had bigger features, you could probably model!"
8. "Do you even eat?"
Doritos.
9. “Can you come over and get something off the top shelf for me? I can't reach it."
10. How are you so tall?
Genetics? Too much milk, perhaps?
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