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10 Snowflakes You Need To Know

Winter is coming.

Ty Owens
Feb 27, 2017
Kalamazoo College
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I'll cut to the chase, dear reader -- there's a lot of information floating around out there nowadays. Celebrities this, climate change that; it's tough to know what you can follow and still stay sane. With current events constantly cluttering up our news feeds, I understand falling behind on the need-to-know information. So I'll tell you who you need to watch out for: the snowflakes. If you haven't seen something about them yet, you need to read up -- ignorance can no longer be bliss. Because, as citizens, we need to stay informed, here are ten snowflakes you really should snow know right now:


1. Elsa's snowflake from Disney's Frozen

If this is your first time in forever seeing this star, get on the ball, here. Frozen is a great movie.


2. The snowflake that always, somehow gets in your eye

They're a crafty little SOB, and you'll surely be introduced when you least expect it.


3. Star Wars fan snowflake

Not only are they beautiful, but their dedication to the The Empire knows no bounds.


4. The paper snowflake

The most fun out of all snowflakes to play with. No cold, it doesn't melt and it's another reason you could be an artist if you wanted to be.


5. The column snowflake

This particular snowflake is a fan of Ancient Rome. I'd be a column, too, if I could be.


6. The Whos' and Grinch's snowflake

Another celebrity places on the list -- one who isn't nearly as vile as Mr. Grinch, and who also houses at least one entire civilization. Quite an impressive snowflake!


7. The snowflake you catch on your tongue

The best snow-friend that you can have. They long for warm hugs.


8. The plate snowflake

Although not very good for eating off of, they sure are beautiful. It's like ultra-fine china.


9. The snowflake that lands on your glove/mitten

The most beautiful of snowflakes -- those that gift us with their time.


10. Tomi Lahren

Believing that her misguided criticisms are the only valid ones and that "snowflake" follows the word "liberal" just because she wants it to? Sounds like she holds herself to some pretty specific, unfounded standards and expects the world to do the same. Hmm.

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