You can't help it that you get a little absorbed by the J.R.R. Tolkien books. Here are the signs that you are, in fact, obsessed. Intervention may be recommended.
1. You cried at the end of the last hobbit movie.
It was, after all, the end of an era.
2. You are fiercely angry about all the stuff in the movies that aren't in the books.
Who is this Tauriel elf chick anyways?
3. You have figured out your elvish name.
It's probably prettier than your real name.
4. You want to go to New Zealand really badly.
Riding horses across the plains, climbing snowy mountains, men with attractive accents, what more could you want?
5. You speak of Middle Earth as if it were a real place.
You also probably have a mental image of the map and the geography memorized.
6. You've instagrammed one of the LOTR or Hobbit men as your #mcm.
Bard the Bowman? Legolas? Aragorn? Take your pick.
7. You can imitate Gollum really well.
Almost too well. In fact, it kinda freaks people out.
8. You own the extended editions of all the movies.
You're serious when you say movie marathon.
9. You've reread the books at least twice.
Finish the Return of the King and start all over again with The Hobbit.
10. Best of all, you've played this:
