1. Our President Is Basically Comacho
2. Proper Grammar Is "Faggy"
Why does everyone talk like hoodrats now?
3. FAKE NEWS!
4. Dumb People Are Reproducing Like Rabbits
Where are people getting their education? Costco?
5. The Media Is Getting Lazier And Lazier
I mean, the fact that Sausage Party, a film with a five-minute food orgy, exists, is quite petrifying.
6. The Environment Is Becoming Dangerous
7. Every Mother Is Judged By Her Choices
"Wow, you're stupid and shouldn't have kids."
8. ADs Constantly Clog Up Our Lives
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9. Who Cares About Being Informed?
10. Police Harassment