You've heard of the magazine "Cosmo" and the treasure trove of helpful advice within.
Well, this has almost nothing to do with that. Yet again the internet (and awkwardly, even the magazine itself) has taken something pure and wholesome and destroyed it. The plus side is, these are hilarious.
1. I Know It Feels Like Churning, But Please Stop.
2. This Is My Number One Method Of Staying Single
3. I Completely Understand BDSM, But Unless Your Bedroom Is Guantanamo Bay, Please Do Not
4. This Explains Twelve Different Emergency Room Stories
5. Slow Down There, Satan
6. You Could Do This, But You Might Have To Pay Royalties
7. None Of Us Here Are Sure How This Applies To Sex, But If You Try It, Let Us Know
8. Legally I Am Required To Tell You Not To Do This
9. Bonus Points If You Own A Parrot
10. Ten Out Of Ten, Would Recommend
Do you have any awful sex tips? Feel free to make your contribution to society through the hashtag #SexTips.