How to survive at Anderson University.

Hello all, so we're all back! Here are a few ground rules to follow to make sure you survive!

1. Make friends with Mama!

2. If you don't know who Mama is, you've already failed. So Sorry, game over.

3. Just kidding, you can bounce back. Once you figure out who Mama is (aka the queen of Anderson), never EVER point at what you want in the line at the caf, that's rude.

4. Always ask politely and say thank you for your food. Being polite goes a long way with Mama.

5. Don't piss off Campus safety...been there done that, got the T-shirt.

6. But don't expect them to come assist you at a reasonable pace.

7. DON'T PARK IN A YELLOW SPACE

8. Go to Chapel the first 8 times instead of waiting until the last minute. You'll thank me later.

9. Make Friends with the RA. Contrary to popular opinions, your RA can become one of your closets friend! They're actually pretty awesome.

10. Don't be scared to eat alone, it's actually very nice. You don't have to make conversation. You can just stuff your face in peace. Find yourself a little corner and go to town.

And that, my friends, are my 10 guidelines to surviving Anderson University.