10 Reasons PIzza Is BAE

10 Reasons PIzza Is BAE

Why pizza is the greatest food of all time.
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10 Reasons Pizza Is The Best Food

If you know me at all, you will know that pizza is absolutely, without a doubt my favorite food in this known universe. Sure, I like french fries and burgers and grilled cheese as much as the next person, but nothing can surpass my love for pizza. If you still need convincing that pizza is superior to all other foods, look no further. If anyone can convince you that pizza is the greatest, I can.

1. It's Customizable

You can literally put anything on top of a pizza. ANYTHING. Pineapple. Anchovies. Bell peppers. Sausage. You’re only limited by your imagination and your tastebuds (and maybe what your chosen pizza distributor has in stock). You can have thick crust or thin crust. You can have a deep dish or a normal dish. Options on top of options.

2. Comes in many shapes and sizes

Pizza comes in so many forms. There are pizza pockets, calzones, pizza bagels, etc. You don’t like one form, try another. People are always inventing new ways to enjoy pizza, and they’re always wonderful and delicious.

3. Can be at your door in under forty-five minutes

You know those days when you don’t want to get out of bed for anything, let alone to get food for yourself? With pizza, you don’t have to. From the comfort of your bed, you can order a pizza and have it delivered to your door. Sure, you’ll have to leave your bed to get your pizza from the delivery person, but you can take that box right back to your bed and get comfortable all over again.

4. Doesn’t discriminate

You don’t eat cheese? There’s a cheese-less pizza for you. Gluten-free? Got that too.

5. Good any time of day, hot or cold

You can eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or midnight snack. Hot or cold, it’s still just as delicious. Some people even prefer cold pizza if you can believe it.

6. Goes well with everything

7. Easy to make yourself

All you need is the crust, some marinara sauce, and your choices of cheese and toppings. It literally couldn't be easier. You can make your pizza exactly how you want it without worrying about someone messing up your order or forgetting your dipping sauces.

8. Good for sharing or keeping to yourself

Whether you’re going on a date, having a sleepover with friends, or just chilling alone, pizza is always the perfect meal. I mean, it's cut into slices for a reason. It's like those share packages of candy. You have the opportunity to share, but only if you really want to.

9. Covers all the food groups

You got your dairy, your meat, your carbs, your veggies, even your fruits if you’re feeling it. I mean honestly, do you need to eat anything else?

10. Bad pizza is still good pizza

A frozen Digiorno's pizza may not be as great as a CPK pizza, but it still satisfies that pizza craving. I've had pizza from several places, including Cici’s and Little Caesar’s, and though they may not be the best of the best, they get the job done.
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Frat boys are a species of their own and here are some exciting gifts they will be ecstatic to receive!

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What more do frat boys love than alcohol, partying, and just acting stupid? Here are some gifts that help fulfill all of those needs for the frat boy in your life!

1. Beer holster belt

Whats better than one beer? Six beers! This fashionable camouflage accessory can be used for tailgates, beach days, formals and everything in between.

Price: $8.49 (one pack), $14.99 (two pack)

2. Phone juul holder 

You know those cardholders everyone sticks on the back of their phones? Well, now a Juul holder for your phone is on the market! This will save your favorite frat boy from ever again losing his Juul!

Price: $10.98

3. Animal house poster 

This Animal House poster is a classic staple for any frat boy. This poster will compliment any frat house decor or lack thereof.

Price: $1.95

4. The American Fraternity book

Does the frat boy in your life need a good read for Thanksgiving or winter break? Look no farther, this will certainly keep his attention and give him a history lesson on American fraternity heritage and tradition.

Price: $28.46

5. Beer pong socks 

These snazzy socks featuring beer pong will be loved by any frat boy. As for the way to any frat boy's heart may, in fact, be beer pong.

Price: $12.00

6. Condom case

This condom carrying case will not only protect condoms from damage but also make frat boys more inclined to practice safe sex, which is a win-win situation!

Price: $9.99

7. Frat house candle

Ahhh yes, who does not like the smell of stale beer in a dark, musty frat house basement? Frat boys can make their apartment or bedroom back home smell like their favorite place with the help of this candle.

Price: $16.99

8. "Frat" sticker

Frat boys always need to make sure everyone around them knows just how "fratty" they are. This versatile stick can go on a laptop, car, water bottle, or practically anywhere their little hearts desire.

Price: $6.50

9. Natty Light t-shirt 

Even I will admit that this shirt is pretty cool. The frat boy in your life will wear this shirt at every possible moment, it is just that cool!

Price: $38.76-$41.11

10. Natty light fanny pack 

This fanny pack can absolutely be rocked by any frat boy. The built-in koozie adds a nice touch.

Price: $21.85

11. Bud Light Neon Beer Sign 

A neon beer sign will be the perfect addition to any frat boys bedroom.

Price: $79.99

12. Beer Opener

Although most frat boys' go to beers come in cans, this bottle opener will be useful for those special occasions when they buy nicer bottled beers.

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13. Frat House Dr. Sign

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Forget stealing random street signs, with this gift frat boys no longer have to do so.

14. Beer Lights 

Lights are an essential for any party and these will surely light up even the lamest parties.

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Please note that prices are accurate and items in stock as of the time of publication. As an Amazon Associate, Odyssey may earn a portion of qualifying sales.

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