10 Reasons Why You And Titus Andromedon Are The Same Person
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10 Reasons Why You And Titus Andromedon Are The Same Person

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10 Reasons Why You And Titus Andromedon Are The Same Person

If you've watched any of Netflix's Emmy nominated series "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" then you already know one character steals every show, and It's not Kimmy Schmidt.

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Titus Andromedon is the best thing about "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt." Aside from being hilarious, his character is relatable in so many ways.

1. When you want people to understand that you are delicate but tough at the same time.

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2. You can't be bothered by responsibility, or someone asking you for a favor.

3. When you decided to follow your passions (even if you're not very good at them.)

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4. You have no shame in your wine game.

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5. When you just gave up on politics and the presidential election.

6. That time you tried to make something cool you saw on Pinterest and ended up destroying something instead.

7. When a lie you told spiraled out of control.

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8. Those times you're trying to hear your friend out...

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9. Your current financial situation.

10. After everything you've been through, you just want people to understand you.

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