In life, people can sometimes get you down and disappoint you. This article is a reminder that when people get you down, there's still some things you can count on. Potatoes are one of those things, and here's a list explaining why.
1. Potatoes are flexible. They'll be whatever you need whether that's a crunchy chip, hash browns, a baked potato or anything else you might need.
2. Potatoes don't ask questions. You've had a bad day? Potatoes are there with all their carb-loaded comfort.
3. Potatoes don't judge. You just ate a whole bag of chips? That's fine with them, and if you want to load your baked potato with a ton of calories they don't judge that either.
4. They won't abandon you. You've left that bag of potatoes on your counter for a month now, but they're still there whenever you need them.
5. They don't criticize your appearance. The potato is pretty lumpy and uneven, so they don't care if you are too.
6. They aren't easily offended and are easy going. If you cut them up and throw them in a fryer to make fries, they're cool with that.
7. They're diverse and don't judge by skin color. Potatoes come in a variety of skin colors, and all are equally amazing.
8. Potatoes embrace their flaws and don't try to hide them. Potatoes have lumps and roots sticking out, but they still know that they're an awesome potato with those flaws.
9. Potatoes are humble. I mean they come out of the ground. How much more humble can you be?
10. Potatoes are consistent. They don't constantly change their minds. A potato is still the same potato today as it was yesterday.