Boys consistently complain about how difficult it is to understand girls. They can walk out of a biology test, know they aced it, yet still wonder why they can't get into a solid relationship. However, females are so easy to understand. All you have to do is make us happy, read our minds and never do anything wrong. What's so hard about that?
1. We actually all want the same thing; we don’t want to be fucked over.
Take a moment and think about how many times you’ve had your heart set on something and then you don’t get it after all. It’s an awful feeling, so why would you want to impose that feeling on somebody else?
2. There is literally no point in lying.
Girls can play games, too. In fact, we are better at playing games than a majority of the boys in the world. Therefore, your safest bet would be to just be honest with us.
3. All you have to do is make us laugh.
Just make us smile. Even if you’re not funny, you embarrassing yourself in an attempt to be funny will work 99% of the time.
4. Shoot the girl you like a text during the day cause 2 am texts on the weekends get old quite fast.
If you’re wondering why she stopped answering you, it’s probably because doing the same thing over and over again is not exactly leading an exciting lifestyle.
5. Compliment us.
You don’t have to consistently shower us in compliments, but an occasional and honest attempt to make your girl feel beautiful that day will go a long way.
6. Be spontaneous.
We’re in college. Live a little. If you ask her to just grab coffee or go out to dinner, you probably aren’t going to get any extra brownie points that way. Go on a road trip somewhere, even if you have no idea where you’re headed.
7. Be on time.
If you say you’re going to be somewhere at 8:00, you should probably be there at 8:00.
8. Don’t act like a completely different person around your guy friends.
If you’re trying to prove something, don’t bother.
9. Be the nice guy.
Be the nice guy, just throw a little confidence into the mix. If you treat her well, yet still have a little flare of pretentiousness in there, it keeps things exciting.
10. But be careful, because we’re smarter than you.
“My first husband was unimpressive. I found him in bed with his big breasted secretary when I came home early from the Maldives. So unoriginal, it made me feel sorry for him. My second husband was a pinch more creative. Cheated on me with my sister - but made me believe that I was insane for being suspicious. At last - some intrigue, some mind games - though my sister's two year old eventually gave them up. But my last husband -- he was a gem. A veritable master at covering his tracks. I poured over his phone records, intercepted his credit card bills, had him followed on countless occasions - and never found a single shred of evidence. It wasn't until he died that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress. But the real master, I have to say -- is me. Three husbands -- countless boyfriends, and I haven't been caught yet.” – Mariel, He’s Just Not That Into You
