5 Reasons Why Bagels Are Better Than Boyfriends | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

5 Reasons Why Bagels Are Better Than Boyfriends

Don't deny it.

36
5 Reasons Why Bagels Are Better Than Boyfriends

Bagels —your favorite breakfast food that can be eaten at any time of the day. It’s the ideal snack to bring with you to class, enjoy with some coffee and Netflix at home, or the perfect hangover food according to a close friend of mine. There are endless possibilities to the customization of your bagels, and obviously they have no choice but to go along with your wants and needs. So, here are 5 reasons bagels are most definitely better than boyfriends:

1) You can put cream cheese on them —like all over them. You can't do that to boyfriends (well, I mean, you can, but it's likely going to be socially frowned upon).


2) You can also put butter, jelly, peanut butter, and really anything you'd like. SO. MANY. OPTIONS.


3) You can make it into a sandwich. A SANDWICH: bacon, egg, and cheese or sausage, egg, and cheese or veggie bacon, egg, and cheese. The possibilities are endless.

4) You can get gluten-free, low card, as healthy as possible in almost anything these days and that includes bagels. You won't be left feeling guilty for stepping away from your eating plan and you'll be able to indulge in one of life's finest delicacies.

5) Bagels will never hurt you or leave you.

This is your push to run to the grocery store or stop at Dunkin' for some quality, fresh, delicious, loyal bagels. Your go-to in times of hunger, happiness, or sadness. Plus, who doesn't love bread? Bagels are basically delicious, circular bread. Enjoy.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

720083
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

620753
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

910521
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments