1. The caf didn't actually give you food poisoning... because you didn't eat there.
2. You haven't failed out... yet.
3. You never actually died from going to your 8am.
4. That night you and your friends went out and you embarrassed yourself by doing something stupid... everyone forgot.
5. You're gonna get to eat real food.
6. Your roommates haven't kicked you out yet.
7. You get to sleep in a normal sized bed.
8. You can finally cuddle with someone (A.K.A. your pets) since that cute boy down the hall left you on read.
9. You get a break from the annoying emails.
10. You won't have to walk down four flights of stairs to get to the laundry room.
