When people come and visit Encinitas, they often feel like living here would be like living in paradise. They can't imagine a more perfect place to live, and they start wanting to move here. These people are so wrong. Encinitas is the absolute worst. Before deciding to move here, you should consider the following.

1. Why would you ever want to live so close to some of the most beautiful beaches in California? Complete eyesore.

2. Who wants to eat life-changing burritos from the best Mexican places in the entire country when you could just have Taco Bell somewhere else?!

3. Driving down the scenic 101, listening to music when you are having a bad day is totally not going to cheer you up at all.

4. Having perfect weather year round is absolutely awful.

5. Going for runs on the beach is way less ideal than running on a treadmill in a smelly overheated gym.

6. Seeing beautiful women and attractive surfer boys everywhere you go gets really old. Seriously, somehow everyone in Encinitas is good looking and it’s really unpleasant to be around.

7. Your camera roll will completely fill up with gorgeous pictures of the sunsets and you’ll run out of memory on your phone. It's a nightmare!

8. Acai bowls aren’t good. You should definitely live in a state that doesn’t have them.

9. Being tan all the time is really unattractive.

10. Going to the beach isn’t fun.

Do you see my point? You’d hate it here. Just trying to look out for you!