I don't know about you, but I can't get through an episode of New Girl without personally relating to Nick Miller. Whether he's dealing with awkward social situations, being grumpy and cynical, or simply just trying to get through life, it feels like he really captures the human experience.
***If you haven't seen New Girl, I want you to reevaluate your life, exit out of this article, and open that Netflix app like your life depends on it***
10. Because there is no ladylike way to eat a burrito.
If you don't leave with sour cream-covered rice somewhere on your outfit, are you really eating a burrito? And, Don't tell me to just "get a burrito bowl" because it's not the same and you know it.
9. Because sometimes doors can be confusing.
Life would be so much easier if every place just had a swinging door, tbh.
8. You realize the importance of accepting the body the good Lord gave you.
Yeah, you could go to the gym....OR you could just accept the fact that maybe you weren't designed for muscles. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7. Because you'll do anything to inspire others.
6. Because you know what good taste looks like.
^ You when you tried to decorate your first apartment. You guys, nothing says class like a giant picture of yourself, and Nick knows it.
5. Because being touched by other human beings is your worst nightmare.
(Also, for the record, group hugs should be punishable by law. It's too hot and you can never tell whose hands are where, it's disgusting)
4. Which is why you've mastered a smooth evasion technique.
This *stealthy* maneuver has gotten you out of pretty much anything: bad dates, awkward conversations, and most importantly, lingering hugs.
3. Because dancing is your passion.
And you would be doing society a disservice by not sharing your talent with the world.
2. Because flirting just comes naturally to you.
But for some unknown reason, you're still single.......
1. Because you are one of a kind.
You're awesome, funny, and a great friend. Keep doing you, babes.
