Yes, there are hundreds of pet Insta accounts out there to follow. Yes, it's impossible to keep up with all the #weeklyfluff. But trust me, the self-proclaimed "queen of the East Village" is worthy of your attention. Here's why.
1. Her curves are endless
She's 30 percent fur, 70 percent chunky monkey ice cream.
2. Her smeyes game is 100
Sorry Tyra.
3. She's not a girl, not yet a woman
Just look at those little legs!
4. She's dipped her toes into modeling
It was a rough start. #tbt
5. But still super down-to-Earth
And always down for a "Bring It On" marathon.
6. Her constant rotation of collars is mystifying
She's like Blair Waldorf.
7. That belly tho
So luscious.
8. She hates mornings
The sun is disgusting.
9. But she loves Friends
Such a Fat Monica.
10. And all around, she's ~truly~ a basic bitch.
And loves every second of it.
