Let’s call it what it is: girls can be suckers for boys who aren’t exactly Prince Charming. The things that come out of your favorite frat stars’ mouths could borderline be mistaken for direct quotes by Saturday Night Live’s character Drunk Uncle. After asking countless friends at various different schools, I couldn’t help but compile some of the best lines I’ve heard to date for public consumption.

Thanks for the laughs boys, we can always count on you.

1. “So what girl frat are you in?”

Nothing like the drunken lack of vocabulary to get a girl interested… I think the word you were looking for here was “sorority,” big guy.

2. “Happy Birthday!” *attempts to give birthday lap dance*

Nope, not my birthday. I’m not really sure what gave you that idea considering my birthday isn’t for seven months and I don’t even really know you. Please just stop thrusting.

3. “Are you drunk enough to dance with me?”

Probably not, and pointing out that you need a girl to be “drunk enough” to dance with you somehow didn’t woo me the way I think you intended it to.

4. “Kiss me, I’m so handsome.”

Hard pass.

5. “I’m not looking for where the party is right now, I’m just looking at you.”

This one was at least kind of smooth; I’ll give you that.

6. Girl: “Your collar is messed up.”

Frat star: “Yeah, but I’m still a good kisser though.”

Your collar looks great, forget I said anything.

7. “No, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

Oh okay, you’re probably right, forget what I said.

8. "Why you look cute as sh*t?"

Why you no speak proper English?

9. " If I didn't have two girlfriends I'd kiss you right now."

There are just no words.

10. "I have nicer alcohol upstairs, do you want to come get some?"

Subtlety is lost on you, isn't it?

11. "I'm hotter than the guy you're talking to right now."

He has ears, ya know?

12. "Chill with the heels so it's easier to kiss you."

No thanks, being out of your reach is working for me.