Today was a really annoying day. It wasn’t because of one thing in particular, but because of all the small, irritating things that kept piling up. These “irritating things” are commonly known as pet peeves. Everyone has them and everyone hates them. My list of pet peeves is rather extensive, so I am going to simply list ten pet peeves that I have that I believe most other people have as well.
1. Screaming children
There’s nothing like being in a nice, quiet restaurant, movie theater, or church service and having it be ruined by some child who thinks the world is ending and some parent who refuses to take his or her child outside to calm them down.
2. Loud chewing and smacking
3. When the empty toilet paper roll doesn’t get replaced
If I don’t notice this before I start to go, I am livid. It is the job of the person who used the rest of the roll to replace it!
4. When the door is not shut all the way after someone leaves
Are you seriously going to make me get up from my comfy position and close it?
5. When you are the odd one out while walking on a sidewalk
The sidewalks never seem to be big enough, do they?
6. Words like "moist" and "panties"
'Nuff said.
7. Same side couples
Why do you feel the need to sit next to each other as opposed to across? Please, someone, tell me why?
8. Overly affectionate couples
I get it. I’m single. Please stop reminding me.
9. Know-it-alls
Why are you arguing with me over my mother’s maiden name? Shouldn’t I know the answer to that?