College tuition in the US is expensive for most. If you are not amongst the lucky ones that get a free ride, paying for school is an investment. Personally, I like to make the most out of each class to get my money's worth. Below are some examples of classmates that make it challenging to do so.
1. The person eating a bowl of spaghetti or a foot long sandwich in the front row. As if paying attention to lectures wasn’t hard enough, now you have to avoid staring at them lick their fingers!
2. The person shaking their leg uncontrollably throughout the entire class.
Seriously?
Bonus points: If you sit in front of this person and their leg shakes your desk throughout the entire class!
3. The guy that walks around barefoot in class.
Now you catch yourself staring at his toes instead of the board! Ew!
4. The person who seems to always wait for the most important part of the film to unwrap a candy bar!
Great! Now I just missed the answer to that midterm question.
5. The girl who decides to do her nails in the back of the class, inundating the entire classroom with the smell of nail polish.
Is it that important to fix your chipped nail during our midterm review?
6. The 6 foot 4 guy who always sits in the front row.
I struggle enough with this at concerts, not in class too!
7. The girl who is absent all the time but yells at you the one time she comes to class because you had the nerve to “take her seat”.
I’m sorry. Who are you?
8. The girl who always has something to say about everything, even though everything she says never makes sense!
"Are people really considered poor if they choose to remain poor?” -
9. The person that punches the keyboard with their fingertips instead of typing.
Relax, breathe…the keyboard is not responsible for your pain!
10. The guy who always finds the crunchiest chips to snack on and slurps his drinks non-stop.
Bro, I think that soda is long gone!
