As you go off to college for the first time or begin another year, you never know who your roommate is going to be, let alone the other people on your hall. Whether you like it or not, these people are going to be your family for the next year so you better be prepared. Although these people will be complete strangers and you won't know what to expect, generally every college hall has a few "stereotypical" students with distinct personalities, so be prepared to encounter these people when you go off to college.
1. The Sleeper
Whether it's three in the afternoon or 10 o'clock at night, this person is almost always guaranteed to be sleeping or napping. Honestly, she probably clocks more than 15 hours a day in her bed and you will question how that is even healthy or if she even go to her classes. You will most likely forget she even lives on your floor, but then one day you'll see her yawning as she goes to grab food or with terrible bed-head as she goes to the bathroom. Either way, you will be quite confused by her sleeping habits and wonder if she is ever not tired.
2. The DJ
Music blaring at every hour of the day is the true sign that you have a music lover on your floor. When he's around, the music is on. He's exhausted all the classics and gave you a strong hate for "Stacy's Mom" as he played it 100 times too many. You never thought that someone could make you hate music, but somehow, as you hear the Beatles playing three rooms down the hall as you are trying to study for your exam the next day, you realize this person has done just that. You silently pray that he invests in headphones.
3. The Pot Head
Honestly, you probably won't even be able to recognize this kid if his eyes aren't glazed over and a bright red color. The whole hall reeks of weed because of him yet you've become accustomed to the stench. The munchies are always hitting him, and every time you see him he is either ordering Domino's Pizza or Chinese food. But hey, congrats to you man, for being relaxed all the time and not stressed out of your mind.
4. The High School Dreamer
Even though high school is over, this person never stops talking about his glory days. He has his letterman jacket framed and above his bed along with his high school diploma nearby. You can recite all of his friends' names by heart and you know each and every one of their life stories because this kid never stops talking about them. He reminisces about the cool high school hangouts and all the raging parties he threw while his parents were away for the weekend. More often than not, he is seen wearing his high school apparel and he is usually mistaken for an incoming student.
5. The Vineyard Vines Model
Every season of the year, this individual has a preppy outfit for all weather. Whether it's a Vineyard Vines shep shirt for the fall, a Patagonia for the winter, or a Brandy Melville dress for the spring, this person spends a pretty penny on her clothes. She knows all the latest trends and would not be caught dead wearing sweatpants in public. Instead of doing homework, she's online shopping for her next season's wardrobe even though she already has no space left in her dorm room.
6. The Foodie
Anytime you're in need of a snack but are too lazy to go to the cafeteria, there is always one person you can count on. Her weekly care packages are enough to feed the whole school so she is always willing to share. You can rely on her mom for a box of homemade cookies or brownies, or a large assortment of candy. She also keeps all snacks imaginable in her room so she can help out your salty or sweet craving.
7. The Overachiever
This person has a completely full schedule and is juggling too many activities. Between sports, clubs, class and homework, this person somehow manages to fit in sleeping and eating. You always see him rushing off to his next activity and wonder how he is able to do that much and get good grades. He clearly must have a time-turner because he's always randomly popping up and defying logic as he fits too much into the 24-hour day.
8. The Couple
Within the first week of college, two people on your hall will start checking each other out even though you all agreed to no relationships within the family. Before you know it, "hallcest" has infected your hall and there is no going back. Now this relationship could go very well, but most likely it will turn into awkward glances and avoidance. Of course, the whole hall will know what happened, but you all will just look the other way and pretend that everything is normal.
9. The Mom
Whenever a problem comes about or you need a shoulder to cry on, this person will always be there to listen and give you a hug. She knows exactly what to say and acts as the mom of the hall. She has a million pep talks prepared for all situations and you know she will leave you laughing and smiling after you talk to her. She is your home away from home which is really reassuring as you are apart from your family for the first time.
10. The Partier
Whether it's a Monday night or a Saturday afternoon, you know this person is out having a great time. She pregames for pregames and she usually mistakes vodka for water on the daily. She has mastered the hangover and knows all the parties going on that night. You can always count on her if you are looking for a fun and wild night out.
Starting college can be hard, but your crazy hall will become your new family. You all love each other to pieces, and together, all your personalities make up one dysfunctional but amazing family. You wouldn't trade them for the world, and honestly, every single one of them will enhance your college experience and help you to survive the year.
