Aren't there more important things to worry about?
1. This one is a kicker. In Arkansas, it is legal for a man to beat his wife, but only once a month. SERIOUSLY? This is absurd and needs to go.
2. This one's for the crazy drivers. In California, it is illegal to drive a car faster than 60 miles per hour. Whoa, I'm sure there are lots of tickets being given out there!
3. Better watch out in Vermont this summer! In this state, it's illegal to whistle underwater. Good thing I can't whistle anyway.
4. Virginia boys, you might have to find a better way to flirt. Here, it is illegal to tickle women! Better watch out!
5. Arkansans, listen up. Hold people accountable to mispronouncing our state. It's against the law!
6. Muzzle your dogs, folks! In Little Rock, AR, it's illegal for dogs to bark after 6PM. How is this even possible?
7. This is even better. In Memphis, TN, it's illegal for frogs to croak after midnight. Frogs, really?
8. This one is my favorite. In Hawaii, residents can be fined for NOT owning a boat. They sure are trying to encourage people to get outdoors!
9. Keep a watch, Texans. In this state, it's illegal to sell one's eye. Not that anyone would want to be one-eyed anyway ...
10. In Texas, it's also illegal to milk another person's cow. Do your own work farmers, or pay the price.
These ridiculous laws are hilarious to read, but honestly are not strictly enforced. But until someone challenges the law, the states are stuck with them! Beware of the crazy, funny things you might do, you never know if it's legal or not!



















