Finding a character more relatable than Jess on "New Girl" is nearly impossible. The minute "New Girl" popped onto our TV screens, we fell in love with Jess and the fact that no matter how embarrassing and awkward she is, we find pretty much everything about her a lot like our own lives. She's quirky and weird, and things in her life are just never how they are supposed to be, but that's why we love her.
1. "I like being weird."
2. "If any of you cross me, I'll kick the testicles clean off your bodies."
3. "I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels."
4. "I don't know what I'm doing emotionally."
5. "I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting."
6. "My boobs are loving this unemployed thing."
7. "I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone."
8. "Oh my gosh, look, it's food, I love food."
9. "I'm always the one who loves more, that's my thing."
10. "You don't like my style, that's fine; but I'm not going to change who I am."
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