You are the epitome of a hot mess. Dealing with your first world problems seems impossible. You are swimming in debt or tears, possibly both. You can't tell if these are the best or the worst four years of your life. You are in the best physical shape of your entire life yet you still get winded going up the stairs. You are a ~college student~
1. Denial is a lifestyle.
When your parents keep asking how your grades are and you've been responding with "good."
2. *Files lawsuit against roommate*
Who even came up with 8 a.m.s? They should be illegal. I'm starting a petition.
3. When the syllabus is your best friend.
These days being sick and lazy are basically the same thing.
4. Severity of commitment issues:
Me every day leaving campus.
5. *Starts a personal GoFundMe page*
When your dining dollars run out and meal swipes are no longer a thing.
6. You don't know struggle until you've experienced a double all-nighter.
100 percent sure all of my teachers are in a secret society where they schedule all of my tests on the same day.
7. Put this on my tombstone, please.
*Drowns in stress tears*
8. If only I was this cute.
9. Procrastinating since the '90s.
*gets A*
10. Do it, I dare you.
*Can't focus on the lecture because you are too busy glaring at the girl sitting in your seat*
