1. Do you realize how much money you spend on all of your lipsticks?

Yes, I do realize that lipsticks cost money, as most other products do. Trust me, it is definitely money well spent.

2. All of those colors look exactly the same.

Girl, please. Fanfare and Mauve Matte are definitely both beautiful, but I promise you they are super different. Super.

3. You look so much better without lipstick!

I don't know what you're thinking, because that backhandedness is definitely not a compliment. Also, it really only matters how I think I look in lipstick, and I think I look *fabulous.*

4. How do you eat anything? Isn't it messy?

Honey, I eat. And then I reapply. No biggie.

5. Can you teach me how to apply lipstick?

I totally will! In fact, I'd give you a whole makeover if you wanted. I live for this stuff. Just let me figure out what color goes best with your skin tone first.

6. Boys don't like girls who wear lipstick.

Seriously. I don't care.

7. I prefer lipgloss or some chapstick.

You do you, hun. You do you.

8. Why do you wear lip liner?

Um, because it's the best ever! It's literally sent from heaven.

9. My grandma wears that color lipstick.

Guess that mean's your grandma is 1000 times cooler than you are!

10. Will you ever stop wearing lipstick??

Never ever. I love lipstick. It's my whole heart, so why would I?