1. There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's called a joke."

Michael Scott says it best... laughter is the best medicine. Being too serious and uptight will only stress you out. Laugh it out, don't be afraid to laugh at yourself.

2. "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

Never be afraid to say something, even if you have no idea what you are going to say.

3. "I am Beyoncé, always."

Be confident. Know your worth. Strive to be the best.

4. "I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

Always try to find that happy medium.

5. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy..both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

Never diminish the importance of being extremely loved.

6. "Mo' money, mo' problems"

Always be realistic when it comes to money.

7. "I need a username and I have a great one.... Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."

Always think twice about what you put on the internet. Might come back to haunt you.

8. "I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail."

It's okay to not get along with everyone. Don't try to be a people pleaser.

9. "You know what they say... fool me once strike one. Fool me three times... strike three."

There are no such things as second chances apparently.

...and finally

10. "That's what she said"

Because honestly, we always need some comedic relief in our lives.