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10 Jokes And Burns Only Biology Lovers Will Understand

How many made you laugh?

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10 Jokes And Burns Only Biology Lovers Will Understand
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Obviously, all of these are in good fun and weren't intended to offend anybody in any way, shape or form. Let's find out how many of these you can understand, and how many actually make you laugh. Ready, biology lovers?

1. You're like the centriole. Even scientists don't know what you do.

2. You're like a myoblast: so stubborn and stuck in your ways.

3. Biology is the only science in which multiplication and division result in the same thing.

4. You're like DNA polymerase: you can't start anything by yourself.

5. We should all stop talking about mitosis. It's too divisive of an issue.

6. How do you eat spaghetti made of DNA? With a replication fork.

7. You're like the lysosome; you hide all the crazy and destroy what gets inside.

8. I wish I was adenine so I could be paired with U.

9. Bacteria: the only culture some people have.

10. Which biochemicals wash up on the beach? NucleoTIDES.

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