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10 Items You Need To Survive Shark Week

It will be Jawsome.

Phoebe Trogolo
Jun 28, 2016
University of Dayton
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10 Items You Need To Survive Shark Week
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Set the DVR or claim your space on the couch because Shark Week started airing this Sunday, June 26! Hours of non-stop shark shows, brimming with unlucky victims, shark facts and trivia for any enthusiast to fawn over. Before the celebrations begin, there are a few items any true shark fanatic needs, to survive the week! It will be Jawsome!

1. Snuggie gone wrong

What better way to cuddle up and enjoy every blood curdling scream and notable fear-inducing shark fact, then settling down in the predator’s mouth yourself. Your evening swimming with the sharks can now be enjoyed cozy on your couch.

2. Take the plunge!

No shark week celebration is ever complete without a set of shark fin ice cube trays! The icy decoration is the exact presentation topper to send your shark week viewing party over the edge!

3. Shark Of Thrones

Supporting your unwavering devotion to viewing all the countless hours of shark mayhem, this chair is the perfect throne to conquer sitting through the long week!

4. Shark armor

Whether you find yourself in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks or just tweeting the latest chaos unraveling on Shark Week, your smartphone needs to be encased and adorned with full shark gear!

5. The scene from "Sharknado"

This incredibly realistic looking shark door sticker will scare away any unwanted guests and prevent interruptions to Shark Week!

6. A mug that speaks the truth

As Shark Week runs all hours of the night, viewers must consume caffeine to stay awake. This crafty mug not only speaks the truth but will be put to great use due to lack of sleep during the week long marathon!

7. The perfect shark shakers

Sharks may not need any salt or pepper when gobbling down their meals, but with these fancy little shakers, who wouldn’t want to spice things up?

8. A friendly treat

To avoid any other casualties during the week and to nourish the shark of an appetite, shark proof cupcakes are a must with blue icing and strawberry filing to execute the bloody scene out of Jaws.

9. Too Jawsome

Like a jersey during sports games, shark t-shirts must be worn at all times during the week!

10. Sleeping with the fishes

It is a week-long event! Eat and sleep shark!

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