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10 Inspirational Quotes That I Just Made Up

What's "real" anyway nowadays?

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10 Inspirational Quotes That I Just Made Up
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Everyone needs a quick pick me up from time to time, so if the summer blues are getting you down, here are a few quotes to inspire and motivate you!

1. "Always reach for the moon. If you miss you'll land among the stars. And then you'd turn into a ball of gaseous flames hurtling back into the Earth's atmosphere, so I would probably suggest landing on the moon the first time." -Buzz Aldrin

2. "My current situation is not my final destination...except for during the filming of my successful film franchise. Then I guess my current situation would be "Final Destination," if we were being technical and all." -Producer of the "Final Destination" series

3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you bees, get your EpiPen and stay really still." -Ben, who is allergic to bees

4."When God closes a door, he opens a window. When God closes a window, he opens a cabinet. When God closes a cabinet, he opens a trunk. When God closes a trunk, he opens the door again. God has lost his keys and is 20-minutes late to work. Would you please get up and help your father look?" -Anonymous

5. "Fall down seven times. Stand up eight. Then take it to the left. One hop this time. Left foot two stomps." -The Cha Cha Slide

6. "Life is too short for the 'what-ifs' and 'maybes' because really, we're all just existing as cogs in the machine of corporate greed until we die and get replaced by the next generation of mass laborers, if we haven't already destroyed our planet by then. And while we're at it, what is the point of life anyway? And what comes after it? Is the theory that this is all just a computer simulation the truth or do our lives have greater meaning?" -Guy that is Fun at Parties

7. "Sing like no one is listening. Dance like no one is watching. Eat like no one has fed you for several weeks. Apologize for ruining the family barbecue again." -Ancient Casey Family Proverb

8. "We are what we repeatedly do. So I guess that makes me your mom! Yo." -Aristotle

9. "You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow... and then follow that same rainbow in order to catch the leprechaun that lives in the pot of gold and rob him blind. You leave him without a way to support his family and even steal his little green hat. You grimly remember him on sleepless nights and on TV when Notre Dame is playing Duke, but you soldier on with the stolen goods.Your family is happy to be living in splendor but you still feel guilty for your sins. You tell yourself it's the circle of life. Afterall, nature is #beautiful." -Anonymous

and finally, riddled with deep metaphors, my daily mantra:

10. "Here we go, here we go... Satellite radio." -The Black Eyed Peas

#Blessed.

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