You probably clicked on this article because you're procrastinating doing something "important" like writing a paper or studying for a test. Well good, you've come to the right place. Relax. Stop taking life so seriously. Here's a list of things less important than buffalo chicken dip because at the end of the day, nothing matters nearly as much as you think it does.

1. Calculus homework

...or any homework, for that matter.

2. That stupid thing you did when you were drunk last weekend

Who cares? Sit down, have some buffalo chicken dip and forget about it.

3. The boy who doesn't like you

Screw him. Buffalo chicken dip likes you. Buffalo chicken dip won't ignore your texts or avoid eye contact at the dining hall. Buffalo chicken dip will always be there for you.

4. Bikini Season

Listen, we all love buffalo chicken dip. Gaining weight just comes with the territory. I've heard people claim, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." I have three words for those people: Buffalo. Chicken. Dip.

Oh, and another three words: f*ck bikini season.

5. Perfect grades

Because when you're on your deathbed, you aren't going to be asking to see your final exam grade for the microeconomics course you took sophomore year. You probably won't ask for buffalo chicken dip either, but you might.

6. Making your bed or cleaning your room

After you have buffalo chicken dip, you're probably going to want to curl up in your bed and take a nap. Why make a bed you're going to nap in later? This is just simple logic.

7. What other people think of you

Let me reiterate: Buffalo chicken dip has nothing against you. Buffalo chicken dip will always love you. Buffalo chicken dip doesn't judge you, doesn't hate on you for anything, doesn't dislike the sound of your voice or think you're whiney or obnoxious. Buffalo chicken dip just wants to serve you. Buffalo chicken dip just wants to do what it does best: be eaten.

8. Being a broke college student

You can't put a price on buffalo chicken dip.

9. Having nice clothes

Eating buffalo chicken dip can be a messy affair. Better to wear your rags in case of a spill. Designer clothes ain't got nothing on this spicy, creamy, delicious dip.

10. Being attractive

Because seriously, f*ck that and f*ck anyone who's ever made you feel like this matters at all (everyone). There are millions of things more important than being pretty. Like being kind, smart, intuitive, creative, passionate, strong-willed, charismatic, funny, compassionate, witty, unique and empathetic. There are countless better ways to spend your time other than worrying about your appearance. Like expanding your knowledge on subjects you're passionate about or running or dancing or holding a meaningful conversation. Or yes, eating some buffalo chicken dip.

Ok, you can go finish your homework now, but just remember: It doesn't matter nearly as much as you think it does.

And hey, go treat yourself to some buffalo chicken dip.