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10 Hilarious Twitter Accounts You Should Be Following

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10 Hilarious Twitter Accounts You Should Be Following
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There is a multitude of funny Twitter accounts worth following out there, and chances are you already spend most of your math class cracking up at your feed in the back of the room. However, there are some underrated accounts that will leave you laughing until you can’t breathe and are worth checking out. Whether you’re an avid Twitter user or you just re-downloaded the app after a month-long hiatus, if you’re not following these gems then you’re missing out.

1. Wint (@dril)

Like many good Twitter accounts, dril provides such nonsensical content that you can’t help but laugh. With tweets such as “ALERT: don pablos app has malware that photo shops your pics to make it look like youre crying & sends them to every girl on my contact list,” dril is the comedic relief we all need to make our lives better.

2. Karate (@Karate_Horse)

Like dril but raunchier, Karate_Horse’s tweets are so shocking and ridiculous that you’ll have tears rolling down your face by the time you’re done scrolling through the page. This account leaves nothing to the imagination, and in this case that’s not a bad thing.

3. The Hard Times (@REALpunknews)

If you enjoy rock or punk music, then chances are you’ll love this account. The Hard Times posts satirical articles with music-related topics such as, “Is Punk Dead? How the Hell Should I Know? I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog,” which will entertain satire fans and music fans alike.

4. obvious plant (@obviousplant_)

Ridiculous photos and hilariously cynical tweets? Somehow, this account has just the right mixture of both, which makes for a page no one should miss.

5. Dog Drag Queens (@dogdragqueens)

A niche Twitter account comprised of side-by-side comparison photos of dogs and RuPaul’s Drag Race queens. Follow if you’re looking for cute pictures of dogs and scarily accurate comparisons.

6. Elijah Daniel and Christine Sydelko (@elijahdaniel) and (@csydelko)

This duet took the internet by storm through YouTube vlogs and ludicrous media stunts, and the pair’s Twitter accounts are a window into their absurd minds. Hilarious responses to trolls and silly yet somehow relatable tweets are a daily occurrence, so don’t sleep on these two.

7. Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans)

The personal account of the mastermind behind obvious plant is super entertaining and reads like a stream of consciousness from someone who has no idea what’s going on in the world.

8. memes (@memeprovider)

If you're looking for a good source of memes, look no further. This account takes everyday photos and adds laughable captions, creating perfect tweets that you can joke about with friends.

9. Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts)

Ever wonder what’s really going on inside Bernie Sanders’s head? Bernie Thoughts is your answer. A fake stream of consciousness from the 2016 presidential candidate, the tweets make almost no sense—which is a good thing. You may never predict what’s coming next from this account, but you can always be sure that it’ll make you laugh.

10. water soup (@watersouppress)

Sometimes, tweets that seem as if they're just words thrown together are the best tweets. If you're looking for posts such as, "Who needs a family when you have potatoes and a gameboy," then this is the account for you.


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