So, it's no surprise that social media has been extremely tiring lately. So much good, bad and ugly being reported. With that being said, I wanted to lay aside the "deep, meaningful, contemplate-the-meaning-of-life" type article and make a list of ten, awesome and hilarious life lessons my co-worker/friend has taught me!
A little background, when I first met my co-worker: Jesse Oliver, I thought this guy was the weirdest, most funky guy and co-worker I had ever been around. It took me a while to get used to his presence. I have been entertained by these life lessons for the last year.
He randomly breaks out in dance, He has a weird obsession with the American flag, short shorts, and Crocs. Yet he is one the funniest, most reliable and genuine friends I have ever had.
With that being said:
I think we all need to take a break from the Facebook scrolling, the stress and hectic-ness (not sure that's a word...oops) and laugh a little! I don't know about everyone else but I needed this! So here we go: 10 life lessons my coworker and friend have taught me!
As told by Jesse Oliver
1. Don't be afraid to wear "short shorts"
"Being yourself, you have to have fun, love yourself before others love you. be the weird guy".
Who wears short shorts? Jesse Oliver that's who.
2. Comfort over fashion
"Fanny packs and crocs; cheapest, most reliable comfortable things you'll ever wear"
I secretly judge Jesse every time he shows up outside of work with this funky attire. His confidence rocks it, though.
3. Make an a** out of yourself
"This will brighten other people's day."
So, according to Jesse, he wants to make a fool of himself as long as it makes others happy. I can attest to that. He is always making us laugh at work
4. Confidence is key
"Don't let what others think or say affect your decisions"
Jesse really, really doesn't care what others think or say. In his own words, "I'm a grown a** man"
5. You have to have a cool nickname
"My nicknames are: chocolate bear daddy, papa bear, jesswald, your grandma's favorite grandson, badboyolliepop and @thesexyblackguy"
Consequently, my nickname at work is... Gayla because it rhymes with my name and well, I have all the feels.
6. YOU FOOL!!!
"Any chance you have to quote anime movies, television or dress like an anime character, seize the opportunity"
7. YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!
"Refer to life rule #6"
...still don't get it...oops
8. Twerk like No One is Watching
"This one is for the ladies, men aren't the only ones with a nice butt. Don't be afraid to shake what your momma gave you!"
Jesse knows I can't twerk. Why does he advise I even try?
9. Trix are for Adults
"Age is just a number. Don't let the kid in you die"
We're all immature as AF around here, though?
10. Take a Chill Pill
"Life's short, enjoy it. Appreciate the little things and always look on the bright side"
Jesse, don't tell a girl to chill. Ever.
All jokes aside, I genuinely appreciate and admire the way Jesse lives life. What a guy.
Glad we're friends Jesswald
