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10 Great Pun-Free Last-Second Halloween Costumes

You just can't be "Error 404: Costume Not Found" three years in a row. Here are some quick and easy options to rock that last minute Halloween party.

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10 Great Pun-Free Last-Second Halloween Costumes

1. Tourist

Don a Hawaiian shirt and some cargo pants. Add a camera, maybe a hat and some flip-flops and you're ready to go!

2. Silent Protestor

Pick up a candle and a piece of paper with a protest-able topic on it. If you don't have a candle, you can always just have the sign. For extra authenticity, try putting some tape over your mouth or making silent yet angry facial expressions.

3. Tornado Survivor

Ruffle your hair, and wear some wrinkled clothes. Then you can spray some water on yourself, and add some leaves from outside. To be a Sharknado Survivor, add some red food dye or toy fish.

4. Whiteboard

Wear a white shirt and pants you're willing to get dirty. Then carry around some dry-erase markers. It's interactive!

5. American

Wear jeans, and some sort of patriotic shirt (red white and blue, a political shirt, etc.) Make sure you're holding a cup of coffee and something fried. Have fun with it! Bring anything that you think is stereotypically American.

6. Grandparent

If you have time, you can powder your hair and draw wrinkles on your face. Otherwise, just wear loose clothes, a fanny pack, and some sort of stick for walking.

7. Ghostbusters Client

Quickly pour shampoo or some other sort of liquid soap over your face and body. You can wear any sort of clothes you want, as long as you don't mind them getting a little wet!

8. Silent Disco Attendee

Wear anything that looks hip and play some music in your favorite headphones. You can dance along too if you like.

9. Marathon Runner

Print out or write a number on a sheet of paper. Pin it to your favorite workout gear, and bring a water bottle.

10. Best Buy Employee

Wear a blue shirt and khaki pants/shorts. Then, carry around a phone or other electronic device to try and "sell" or "fix."

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