10 Golden Rules Of Beach Etiquette

10 Golden Rules Of Beach Etiquette

Follow these simple 10 guidelines, and you’re sure to avoid all the dirty looks.
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The beach is an escape that most people want to enjoy. However, some don't understand the unwritten rules of keeping the peace and making sure that everyone has the best time possible.

Follow these simple steps, and you are sure to avoid judging stares and side-eye while soaking up the sun.

1. Never feed the seagulls (AKA “Rats with Wings”)!

They’re not cute or friendly. They become relentless scavengers that will stop at nothing to get food. Seagulls learn to go into peoples' bags, dive bomb and snatch food right from your hands.

2. Don’t wear crocs.

They’re not cute, and it wouldn’t kill you to just buy a pair of flip flops!

3. Sitting directly next to someone while the beach is practically empty is a big no-no.

The buddy system may work in the water, but on land, personal space is essential.

4. Wear sunscreen.

Period. It doesn’t need an explanation, unless you wish to see melanoma in your future.

5. Don’t shake out your sandy towel in people’s faces.

Take note of the wind, walk into an empty area and wave it like you just don’t care. The easiest way to not piss people off at the beach is by keeping the sand out of their eyes and mouths.

6. Pick up after yourself and others.

Everyone who enjoys the beach, enjoys a clean beach! If you see trash anywhere, pick it up. Do your part to maintain the beautiful sand.

7. Listen to the lifeguards.

They’re not just there to look buff, chiseled and ripped. They are actually there to do a job (but also while looking hot).

8. Fill your holes.

No one wants to see their life flash before them as they take an unexpected stumble into a massive sand hole.

9. Don’t blast your music.

Riff Raff may sound good to you, but not everyone has your sophisticated taste.

10. Keep it PG.

Language, PDA and exposure are included.

Follow these simple 10 guidelines, and you’re sure to avoid all the dirty looks.

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​An Open Letter To The People Who Don’t Tip Their Servers

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Dear Person Who Has No Idea How Much The 0 In The “Tip:" Line Matters,

I want to by asking you a simple question: Why?

Is it because you can't afford it? Is it because you are blind to the fact that the tip you leave is how the waiter/waitress serving you is making their living? Is it because you're just lazy and you “don't feel like it"?

Is it because you think that, while taking care of not only your table but at least three to five others, they took too long bringing you that side of ranch dressing? Or is it just because you're unaware that as a server these people make $2.85 an hour plus TIPS?

The average waiter/waitress is only supposed to be paid $2.13 an hour plus tips according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

That then leaves the waiter/waitress with a paycheck with the numbers **$0.00** and the words “Not a real paycheck." stamped on it. Therefore these men and women completely rely on the tips they make during the week to pay their bills.

So, with that being said, I have a few words for those of you who are ignorant enough to leave without leaving a few dollars in the “tip:" line.

Imagine if you go to work, the night starts off slow, then almost like a bomb went off the entire workplace is chaotic and you can't seem to find a minute to stop and breathe, let alone think about what to do next.

Imagine that you are helping a total of six different groups of people at one time, with each group containing two to 10 people.

Imagine that you are working your ass off to make sure that these customers have the best experience possible. Then you cash them out, you hand them a pen and a receipt, say “Thank you so much! It was a pleasure serving you, have a great day!"

Imagine you walk away to attempt to start one of the 17 other things you need to complete, watch as the group you just thanked leaves, and maybe even wave goodbye.

Imagine you are cleaning up the mess that they have so kindly left behind, you look down at the receipt and realize there's a sad face on the tip line of a $24.83 bill.

Imagine how devastated you feel knowing that you helped these people as much as you could just to have them throw water on the fire you need to complete the night.

Now, realize that whenever you decide not to tip your waitress, this is nine out of 10 times what they go through. I cannot stress enough how important it is for people to realize that this is someone's profession — whether they are a college student, a single mother working their second job of the day, a new dad who needs to pay off the loan he needed to take out to get a safer car for his child, your friend, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, you.

If you cannot afford to tip, do not come out to eat. If you cannot afford the three alcoholic drinks you gulped down, plus your food and a tip do not come out to eat.

If you cannot afford the $10 wings that become half-off on Tuesdays plus that water you asked for, do not come out to eat.

If you cannot see that the person in front of you is working their best to accommodate you, while trying to do the same for the other five tables around you, do not come out to eat. If you cannot realize that the man or woman in front of you is a real person, with their own personal lives and problems and that maybe these problems have led them to be the reason they are standing in front of you, then do not come out to eat.

As a server myself, it kills me to see the people around me being deprived of the money that they were supposed to earn. It kills me to see the three dollars you left on a $40 bill. It kills me that you cannot stand to put yourself in our shoes — as if you're better than us. I wonder if you realize that you single-handedly ruined part of our nights.

I wonder if maybe one day you will be in our shoes, and I hope to God no one treats you how you have treated us. But if they do, then maybe you'll realize how we felt when you left no tip after we gave you our time.

Cover Image Credit: Hailea Shallock

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Romeo, Juliet, And The Time They Were Reckless

It needs to be said.

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Oh Romeo, Romeo. Where art thou Romeo?

Well, he is off committing suicide because he thinks you're dead.

Can we discuss the fact he was in love with Rosaline (you know Juliet's cousin) a little before meeting Juliet? I mean if my 16-year-old brother comes around and tells me he's 'in love' with a 13-year-old, I'd probably have to check him. That's an eighth grader with a high school junior. Personally, I am not a fan of it. They meet and *BAM*, they're in love. They court each other, marry, then die. In FOUR days. All of this happens in FOUR days.

Then the whole "If you die I die" thing, is anyone else not mad that he didn't stop to check if she was breathing? My dude grabs a mirror and puts it under her nose. It doesn't make me mad, that young people fall in love. But if I think about it now, the dude I thought I was in love with when I was 13 was a jerk and boy, am I glad my parents said: "You're too young, wait until you're 15." And then, "No, you're still too young," when I was actually 15.

Dude I get it, but can we all collectively agree you have to wait for more than one to two days shipping before you go off and have a clandestine wedding. I get it, young and reckless and in love and ready to give it all. I have seen it, read about it, and can't say been through it I think about most of my actions, but I still get pissed off with this play.

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