1. Stalk all his social media. Honestly if this guy is truly boyfriend material, he is going to be so impressed that you know so much about him already. No, this isn't creepy, it's research. It shows you're interested and you're committed to knowing as much as you can about him. Like you already know he worked at Hollister for two months back in 2009 and you haven't even been on the first date yet! Look at you go, that's girlfriend material.
2. Talk about his ex-girlfriend constantly. Nothing makes a guy happier than knowing you are fully aware of his past. It assures him you already know about his previous relationships and you hate her just as much as he hates her. Him making out with another girl at their last halloween party was SO her fault. Now that you both hate her, you both have so much more in common.
3. Talk about your ex constantly. It makes him even happier to hear you talk about your past with other guys. He likes knowing your last boyfriend was a total jerk, it makes him feel much better because you're with him now. Occasionally you hint at things your ex used to do that he should start doing. Trust me, this is really helpful in that he needs to know how to be an amazing boyfriend to you, better than your ex.
4. Always find a way to talk about marriage and having kids. Every guy loves a girl that is ready to settle down immediately. They like the idea you're down right this minute to start a life together, regardless of how long you've known each other. Having a kid so young is such a good thing and it's definitely a foolproof way to get a guy to fall in love with you, because now he'll be with you. Forever.
5. Talk about how many calories you've had today and why you think you're fat. Your boyfriend should want nothing more than to constantly remind you how beautiful and non-fat you are. It's boyfriend duty 101 to always compliment his girlfriend constantly and it really is a guy's favorite thing to do. Your diet is so important to him, just like every other single thing you do.
6. Make it pretty clear his friends that are girls cannot be his friends anymore. Now that he has you, why would he need other girls in his life? Let's be real, you can't be "just friends" with someone that is the opposite sex. OK I'm aware his best friend that is a girl is a lesbian, but he still doesn't need that temptation in his life. People change their mind all the time. He will respect that you are without a doubt the most important person in his life and will delete every single girl he has ever friended on facebook.
7. Take lots of selfies and post them to every social media site you can think of. Guys like knowing that you need everyone and their dog to know you are together right this second. If they missed it on facebook, no worries! Your selfie of the two of you is on your snapchat story. And Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Linkedin, or just about any form of online sharing site. He loves it even more when you make your #MCM a picture of you and him with a sappy quote and lots of hearts.
8. Go in depth about your periods. The human body is such an interesting concept. He should be fascinated about your flow or how your cramps hurt so bad you might actually die from the pain. At this point he will be bringing you chocolate, making you mac-n-cheese, and will refrain from touching you at all for an entire week. You will be housing his future child one day, he needs to be nice to you in your time of pain.
9. If he's going home for the weekend, always invite yourself. If this is the man you could potentially spend the rest of your life with, his parents are going to be a big part of your life. You need to know what your future kids will look like or what color will look good on his mom when he dances with her at your wedding. Color schemes are hard, you HAVE to start early. This kind of stuff really turns a guy on, he'll have no choice but to make you his.
10. Start panicing if he hasn't texted you in two hours. Excuse me, but what on this earth could be more important than talking to the most prettiest girl you've ever laid eyes on? I know you're in class, but what's your point? A true boyfriend will always give you every second he has in his day.
