Ever wondered what else you could plop onto your head that isn’t a stupid hat? Well here’s your chance to take a look at the other possibilities...

1. A large leaf of cabbage

This is one of my favorites. Eloise speaks very highly of it, and so do I. The best part? It makes a great afternoon snack.

2. A book

Again, another personal favorite. Not only does knowledge travel from the book to your head via diffusion when you wear it, BUT it improves your posture...which you, my friend, needs.

3. A lizard

Because...why not? Meredith loved it in “The Parent Trap” and you will, too.

4. A mug of hot tea

This one is fun...it turns into a game of “will you get burned by piping hot water...or not?” Additionally, there are many types of teas to choose from.

5. A chic pair of jeans

Jeans can be expensive. However, if you invest in a great and expensive pair of jeans they can also moonlight as a great head-topper. In the end, a win-win for all.

6. A newspaper

I recommend the Science Times or the Style Section of the New York Times. Either work very well. And the style section is more stylish. However, the Science Times has more (more of a chance) of lizards...and planets....and hot scientists.

7. A flower crown

Actually...I take this back...too overdone.

8. Your boyfriend’s retainer.

It smells GREAT and sometimes you can find leftover food on it. Yum!

9. A bra

I think it’s chic. You may, too. Or may not. I can’t tell you what to do.

10. A lava lamp

With this happenin’ accessory, you’ll give off a very 70’s vibe, and people will think you’re super cool and relaxed...even if you’re not.

11. (bonus!) A warm glass of milk

Perfect for your head before bed...it’ll put you right to sleep!

Enjoy!