The Contestants Of 'The Bachelorette'
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The Contestants Of 'The Bachelorette'

Jojo Fletcher has her work cut out for her

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The Contestants Of 'The Bachelorette'
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As we all know, The Bachelorette premiered last Monday on ABC. Whether you are an avid fan or completely hate this show, it's hard to deny that this show isn't entertaining. Watching The Bachelorette is like reliving a college frat party over and over again. Put 27, over-confident, super douchey guys in a large house with a bunch of alcohol, and it's bound to get wild. While about 93 percent of the men on the show probably aren't there for love, two or three of them might have good intentions. Here are my thoughts on some of the men that we all met on Monday night.

Brandon

Is it just me, or does this dude look like Beans from Even Stevens? Maybe I'm being judgmental, but this guy totally creeped me out. Aside from his occupation being a 'hipster,' Brandon has awkward facial hair and makes me really uncomfortable. I'd be willing to bet $10 that he gets eliminated next week. Sorry, Beans.

Alex

Even though Alex is short, he's a very handsome guy. Do you see those eyes? Yeah, he ruffled some feathers when doing push-ups with Jojo on his back, but I appreciated his awkward attempt at getting to know her. I have the utmost respect for the Marine & hope Jojo keeps him around for a couple more weeks.

Daniel

I could say a lot of things about this man, but I'm going to keep it short and sweet - please go back to Canada. He is 31 years old and the first thing he said to Jojo was "daaaaamn Jojo", and then proceeded to jump into the pool with his underwear on. He also claims to be a male model, and doesn't have any tattoos because 'you don't put stickers on a Lambo'. My guess is that the producers made Jojo keep him around for dramatic effect. Daniel should be gone by next week... damn.

Derek

This man looks exactly like Jim Halpert. The end.

Jordan

If Jojo doesn't pick Jordan, I will gladly marry this man. He is super handsome, super sweet, super athletic, and (appears to be) very down to earth. At the end of the episode, the season preview made him out to seem like the 'guy that's there for the wrong reasons', but I'm finding that hard to believe. First impression roses are hard to come by, and Jordan deserved it. My guess is that he's going to win it all.

Nick B

Don't recognize him? Yep...didn't think so. This is the man that dressed up as Santa Claus when meeting "his future wife." I'm shocked Jojo didn't send him ho-ho home, but maybe he has some potential.

These are just a few of the men that stood out to me. I'm looking forward to this season and hope that Jojo finds love! If you have any comments about your favorite (or least favorite) men, leave a comment below.

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