Since the school year has ended I have found myself with a ton of extra time on my hands. I couldn't think of a better way to fill my time than watching Disney movies. I hadn't seen most of these movies since I was a kid, so I'm just now catching some of those one-liners you don't catch as a kid. Here are a few of my favorite one-liners.
1. "Beauty and The Beast"
This was the one-liner that started my binge watching of Disney movies, and it inspired this article. I just caught this for the first time. Probably because for the first time in my life I can relate. I appreciate you, Cogsworth.
2. "Peter Pan"
The mermaids were splashing Wendy because they thought she was taking their precious Peter Pan from them, so ya know, the best solution is to drown her right? As it turns out, mermaids are heartless (que "Heartless" by Kanye West).
3. "Emperor's New Groove"
Coming from you Kuzco, you jerk face. You're not much of a looker yourself. I can still appreciate the humor of this joke, though.
4. "Toy Story"
I say this way too often to people, little did I know I got it from "Toy Story." It makes the movie a little better (if that's possible) in my opinion.
5. Sleeping Beauty
This was just a fantastic comeback that I wish I could take credit for, turns out fairies are just as witty as they are magical.
6. "The Little Mermaid"
Man, Sebastian, you were a pretty wise dude. This one isn't as humorous, it's just spot on--teenagers are not as cool or smart as we think we are.
7. "Frozen"
I didn't get this one the first time I watched it, so little kids certainly wouldn't. I really hope I don't have to explain this one...
8. "The Princess and the Frog"
I just appreciated the church humor in this one; we would all be sweatin', sister.
9. "Tangled"
I really enjoyed this one, mainly because this is something I would say. I'll probs use it sometime in the future.
10. "Mulan"
This is probably the one I've known about the longest. I still didn't notice it until I was older, but it's fine, and nonetheless awesome.
I love Disney for so many reasons, and now that I am older I have grown to love it even more because I catch more of these one-liners that are meant for the adult watchers. Have fun watching, and hope you can catch some that I wasn't quick enough to notice.































